What if in True Blood some characters had different genitalia? Like I could see Tara and sookie having massive dongs, and bill and godrick having vaginas. And when godrick commits suicide before he dies he shows Sookie his vag and they have an awkward sex scene. Or Godrick making Erik eat him out, and being all like “I’m your maker! EAT, MY CHILD!!!”

adulting

Step 324: If someone calls you out for saying something shitty …

adulting:

Just own up to it. Seriously. Don’t freak out, don’t spend time trying to justify whatever you just said. And, HINT: the more of an urge you feel to justify what you just said, the greater the chance that it was indeed very shitty and this is your way of coping with your own shame.

Say, “Wow, you’re right. I’m really sorry, and thank you for letting me know that.” Then, don’t say that shitty thing again.